Newly Married:Reality Vs Expectation:

This Is The Reality Of Most Couples’ Wedding Night...Enjoy :)
Expectation: Crossing the threshold like in the movies.


Reality: Drunkenly forgetting any traditions and stumbling through the doors in a post-wedding daze.


Expectation: First magical conversation alone in the room.


Reality: Slurring mess about either love or hunger from not eating — impossible to tell which.


This is when 40% of couples will pass out.

Expectation: Making love immediately.


Reality: Ordering pizza immediately.

Expectation: Getting undressed.


Reality: The event of getting undressed.


Expectation: Consummating with ease.


Reality: Powering through drunkenness and pizza bloat to make it happen.


Must....Consummate. ....Marriage.
This is when the remaining 50% of couples will give up and pass out.


Expectation: Orgasming (only 10% of couples will make it this far).


Reality: Orgasming with some extra effort.


Expectation: Falling asleep in each other’s arms after one of the best days of your life.


Reality: Drunkenly passing out in each other’s arms after one of the best days of your life.

originally from Loryn Brantz